Few days ago there was a party at friend's house,
me and my alter ego Ivan were there too.
It didn't take long and we decided we would eat "all of
his food supplies", as *friends* always do :)
We found some honey, candies, cream, and then we opened a refigerator...
...and found a chocolate. There were only few pieces left, so
we ate them (of course), and then we spotted another chocolate, altough
only half of the pieces remaining.
White chocolate. Yummy ! Few pieces were still packed in the paper
and few pieces were unpacked. We ate those unpacked ones:
*eating*
Marcel: Hmmm, it's good, but tastes little bit strange
Ivan: Starnge, no, it's geat !
Marcel: It doesn't taste bad, but it hardly has any taste. It's really little bit tasteless.
Ivan: No it's not !
Then we decided to eat the rest of the chocolate and took the
covering paper out. And then we spotted IT !
The paper was dominated by a huge DOG picture, the name of the chocolate
was "Milchie - Hundesschokolade" (chocolate for dogs in German).

We fell on the ground and laughed really hard, we could hardly breathe.
We had been eating a dog chocolate ! We were laughing our asses off,
the rest of the gang just staring at us - until we showed them tha paper.
Still monstrously laughing we read what was written on the paper.
[English version]:

"Milchie - The white chocolate for dogs,
the special reward, a delicacy for all dogs. *laughing*
Gives your dog energy and strenght and also a silky and shining hair *abnormally laughing*
Application: About 2 - 6 pieces every day corresponding to the size of your dog *indescribably laughing*
Not appropriate for human consumption !"

We had such a great time reading this, knowing that we would have
silky shining hari soon. Then we ate up the rest of the chocolate
and went to tell our friend what we just ate.
He nearly killed us and was pretty upset, I remember words liek d*ckheads, bunch of f*ckers etc.
Well, the chocolate was really expensive, hence the anger. It costed
something like 2 times more than a "human chocolate".

So, should you see me adn Ivan barking around, with silky shining hair and
full of energy, you will know why :)


Bark, bark !

PS: I ate some 3 pieces. According to the mentioned application, I should be
a kind of small sized dog.